Sunday 14 January 2018

Worst of 2017 - End of Year Report

Following on from the best, here are the ten worst films I saw in 2017. Safe travels.

1. Assassin's Creed (2016)
 Why?

2. Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)
Tom, Tom, look at the subtitle! Mug-handed tripe with a cringingly mawkish ending.

3. Crying Out Love in the Centre of the World (2004)
Boring piffle that may have played well to the teen angst market but not for this jaded old curmudgeon.

4. The Dark Tower (2017)
Still don't know what the fuck was going on in this boring mess.

5. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
Too many things wrong here to mention but lowlights are the cardboard stars. Daikon for dinner, anyone?

6. Kong: Skull Island (2017)
A massive ape. Tom Hiddleston. Samuel L. Jackson. Brie Larson. John Goodman. And yet.....

7. Allied (2016)
Star wattage with Brad Pitt and Marion Cotillard but a wet fizzler nonetheless.

8. The Mummy (2017)
Another Cruise vehicle driving on nonsense fumes. Seems like the wheels have fallen off Universal's plans for a 'monsters' universe. No tears here.

9. Madagascar (2005)
I know it's a kids film but this is where it starts folks.

10. Your Name  (2016)
A bit like Allied, more disappointment than disgust. Promising but ultimately unsatisfying. Listen to "Best and Worst of 2017" on Spreaker.

Saturday 13 January 2018

Best of 2017 - End of Year Report

Time for the best films of 2017 (which may or may not have been made or released in 2017). Ere we go.

1. Dunkirk (2017)
Almost impossibly tense depiction of a pivotal point in history, told with ingenious time layering by the master, Christopher Nolan.

2. Logan (2017)
Hard-edged, warm and poignant with great 'closing' performances by Jackman and Stewart. And probably the best comic book film ever made.

3. Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Deliberately slow-paced, atmospheric child of Scott's original that teems with the DNA of its predecessor. Denis Villeneuve an inspired choice to direct.

4. Sing Street (2016)
Joyful, funny, with a great soundtrack and some real kitchen sink stuff going on in the background.

5. Rogue One (2016)
Great stand-alone Star Wars film. A lesson for other directors on how to make a gripping, bleak and worthy film within that universe.

6. Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
Bristling with rage and energy and some really confronting moments, all held together impeccably by Frances McDormand. Another cracker from Martin McDonagh.

7. T2 Trainspotting (2017)
A nice return to these characters and their male menopauses, though Boyle almost pushes the nostalgia ticket off the edge. But Begbie. Ahhh, c'mere ye coont ye.

8. Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
First Jarmusch film I've seen in a long while and I'd almost forgotten how funny he can be. Tilda Swinton and Tom Hiddleston are spot-on in this 'indie-vampire' gem.

9. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Funniest Marvel film with some pretty strange stuff going on. Plus a fantastic Cate Blanchett turn.

10. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Di Caprio very nearly has us sympathising with this odious twat of a character, real-life wankstick, Jordan Belfort. Scorsese lends a calm hand to the wheel.

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Sunday 7 January 2018

Three Billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri


Saw this little gem at the Moonlight Outdoor Cinema in Kings Park with sister, Mandy and fly-by-nighter, Liam (free tickets courtesy of sis - cheers!). Not the ideal way to watch a film, what with the picnic folk popping up to empty their chardonnay bladders and the food stall people cleaning grills around half-way through, but these piffles didn't detract from the film itself. This is only Martin McDonagh's third feature, following In Bruges from 2008 and Seven Psychopaths in 2012. Prolific is not a word to describe his output. Pretty bloody excellent is. Well, that's three words. In fairness, I didn't love Psycopaths as much as Bruges, which is brilliant, but Billboards may just pip it.

I'd say this is a black comedy but that seems too flip. While there are some lines and situations designed to draw laughs, most of the real chuckles are reactions to barbarity and apparent hopelessness. And these are not belly laughs. The film revolves around Frances McDormand's character Mildred Hayes, whose daughter's rape and murder still hasn't been solved after several months. This sets up the theme of justice and the need for 'closure' and it's really satisfying that there actually IS no satisfaction to be had. Not in the way most films would be searching for anyway.

Liam noted that around half-way through (near the food stall grill scraping) there's a moment that takes the film in a completely different direction. It stays within its narrative boundaries but this moment makes the viewer readjust somewhat. Where do the sympathies lie now? The whole idea of Three Billboards is to mess with the black and white, leave us thinking, not just about what these people are feeling, but why as well. And the ending is one of the best I've seen in a long while.


A word or two on the roundly excellent cast. McDormand holds her emotions in check, as is required of her character but she really shows her class in the tiny deviations. Someone coughs blood on her and she suddenly becomes compassionate. There are flashes of guilt and fear but these are subsumed quickly by her steel. She's outstanding here. Harrelson is very good as the town police chief, as are Caleb Landry Jones, Abbie Cornish Peter Dinklage, John Hawkes and Zeljko Ivanek (who has been in all three McDonagh films) but the other great performance is by Sam Rockwell. Olly Richards of Empire Magazine once talked on their podcast about "27 percenters". These are actors who raise the quality of a film 27 percent simply by being in it. I can't remember who exactly they were discussing when it came up but I seem to recall the name William Fichtner. I'm probably wrong. Well, in Three Billboard they've got a 27 percenter, which, by my maths, puts this film over 100%. Weird. Rockwell is better here than I've seen him before; pathetic, funny, sad, pitiable, brave. His character has some issues and there's a key scene where he reads a letter that underlines the change that needs to occur just before something momentous actually does. Sorry for the deliberate sleight. Just see this film and you'll understand what I'm on about.


See also: 

Certainly McDongah's In Bruges (2008) but also one of his brother, John Michael McDonagh's films, Calvary (2014). Talented family.

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