Monday 11 January 2016

Worst of 2015 - End of Year Report

And here are the ten worst films I saw (for the first time) in 2015. Shite.

1. Valhalla Rising (2009)
Mads Mikkelsen couldn't save this excruciatingly boring steamer.

2. Salmon Fishing in the Yemen (2011)
Laughably crap, this contains a scene where Ewan McGregor disarms a would-be assassin by casting his fishing line at him. And that's a highlight.

3. Jupiter Ascending (2015)
Absurd but dull, even with Eddie Redmayne doing what he did. Let's have that Oscar back, thanks.

4. Snow White and the Huntsman (2012)
Pedestrian stuff with Charlize Theron seemingly trying to out-chew Redmayne.

5. Hercules (2014)
Lovejoy, you have some explaining to do!!!! To be fair, I wasn't expecting a classic.

6. Lucy (2014)
Euro-trash + Scarlett = arse grapes

7. Chappie (2014)
Neill Blomkamp shows he may just be a one trick pony.

8. Maps to the Stars (2014)
Most of my bile regarding this was produced by that cockroach shit paste kid, but also general disappointment in the great Cronenberg.

9. Godzilla (2014)
Not the worst but should have been much better. And Taylor-Johnson is anti-charisma.

10. The Zero Theorem (2013)
Baffling and unsatisfying. Brazil-lite.

Saturday 9 January 2016

Best of 2015 - End of Year Report

Here are the ten best films I saw (for the first time) in 2015. Some crackers missed out as well.

1. Whiplash (2014)
A real visceral event - a boxing movie dressed up as a music film. The first film in a long time that made me feel like I'd been out running. In a good way.

2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
See previous blog entry for reasoning. Just a great silver ball of fun.

3. The Act of Killing (2012)
Hard to watch but rivetting nonetheless.

4. Her (2013)
Odd and engagingly endearing. And disembodied Scarlett.

5. Ex Machina (2015)
Clever little three-hander with everyone on form. Great disco scene.

6. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
Better than the first one with standout turns from Bettany and Ruffalo. And corporeal Scarlett.

7. Nightcrawler (2014)
Creepy Gyllenhaal and a great script.

8. Frank (2014)
Slow, but unusual and affecting.

9. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)
The Coens abide.

10. Blackfish (2013)
Have some of that, puny humans!

Friday 8 January 2016

Star Wars: The Force Awakens



I saw this at the usual HAT Kobe 109 cinema, joined this time by my sister and her boyfriend, over from Aus. A non-film related highlight entailed said boyfriend re-entering the wrong screening after a mid-film 'horse-watering'. Apparently, the blurry screen and sea of 3-D wearing heads gave it away. Fnarph.

To the film. I can't remember the last time I was so chuffed to be in the cinema. The warm glow of nostalgia and comfort began pretty much right away and remained for the duration, irrespective of any extant critical faculty.

Yep, I didn't (still don't) care that The Force Awakens is, by and large, a remake of A New Hope, huge metal ball in space included. And I didn't mind that there were constant 'lifts' direct from the original three films, from word-for-word dialogue to the iconic screen wipes.

These elements were mixed satisfactorily with new ingredients, namely the characters of Rey and Finn, played with great verve by Daisy Ridley (looking spookily like a young Keira Knightley) and John Boyega. Ridley holds her screen time confidently with old pros and this is as much to do with her character's 'flesh and bones' as with her acting ability. She's the protagonist of this film and probably the next two also and thankfully, the character AND the actor seem to have the chops to carry it all off.

Boyega is also fantastic and this was a slight surprise for me. His character could have been a human Jar-Jar Binks - lightweight, disposable, enthusiastically annoying - but again the writing and performance put paid to those fears. He has a couple of important scenes and his 'arc' is probably the largest (most arcy?) in the film. His very human fear and cowardice at the start of the film smoothly transition to cheeky chancer, then selfish realist at Maz's cantina, slowly winding towards smitten (almost) hero by the end. Notably, here he's saved and over-shadowed by Rey (echoes of another strong female lead from this year in Mad Max's Imperator Furiosa).

The break-neck opening really rattles along and I couldn't wipe the smile off my face for probably the first 30 or 40 minutes. A highlight was the re-introduction of the Millennium Falcon (see pic above) on Jakku, the desert planet home of Rey. It's handled with a real lightness of touch and wryness and kudos must go to the writer/director J.J. Abrams and the co-writers, Lawrence Kasdan (returning to the Star Wars industry after co-writing the screenplays for The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi) and Michael Arndt, who has a nifty collection of films to his credit as well.


A word or two about the other stand-out performers: Adam Driver is suitably weird, darkly menacing and full of teen-like angst - as though he dropped in from We Need to Talk About Kevin. He also goes fully bonkers at times with his red sword/sabre thing, mostly on fairly pricey looking equipment. He stops short of becoming a caricature, possibly due to the one brutal moment that will remain unspoken.




Not much more needs to be said about Harrison Ford. Suffice to say, his entry with Chewie brought a shiver to my spinal region and even a slight tear to my left eye. He's a charisma machine, that old geezer and still bursts with star-wattage. He has most of the best lines too - "Oh, YOU'RE cold!?" to Chewie in the snow and telling Finn to "Bring it down" when he's getting in the face of Phasma.

So apart from a few plot requirements that seemed a bit hmmm (Why did R2D2 wait so long to reanimate with the key part of the map? and What happened to Captain Phasma?), The Force Awakens got the job done. Witty, warm and exciting can't really be sneered at.

Saturday 2 January 2016

Spectre



It's been a few weeks since I've seen Spectre and the extra time spent mulling it over hasn't convinced me that it's anything other than a pastiche of past 007 films. There are direct lifts from:


  • Casino Royale - suggestive dialogue scene with female lead in a train's dining car
  • Quantum of Solace - all the malarkey in the desert lair of the lead villain
  • Skyfall - some of the scenes in London and the old MI-6 building
  • From Russia With Love - fight scene in aforementioned train
  • For Your Eyes Only - snow chase sequence


There may be more but I'm not a full-on Bondiac. It specifically acts as a summary of the previous three Daniel Craig films, perhaps as those involved see it as his final installment. This isn't altogether bad. Some of those films are very good. Two of them are great (From Russia With Love and Casino Royale). But I think they could have been more imaginative, especially if it is to be Craig's last.

Spectre starts incredibly well with a long 'single take' tracking shot, which ends pretty much here:



It's reminiscent of Touch of Evil and possibly Snake Eyes or Serenity but even within this praise is the word 'reminiscent'. I don't think this detracts too much from the pre-credit sequence, which is probably the film's high water mark. It was the one moment where I was physically tensing up.

But from the milky, irritating theme song over the oddly octopus-inflected opening credits, Spectre slowly starts petering downhill (admittedly with the odd bump now and then). The third act is soddenly underwhelming, as though the writing team had just run out of steam. Bond even has to say to his co-star near the end of the second act, "This isn't over", which actually may have been necessary, as I was just about to check my watch. A major player's death is particularly middling - again, slightly reminiscent of Hitchcock's Vertigo. Too much homage soon starts to feel like a lack of invention.

Craig is again very solid, he's grown into the part and seems more relaxed here (though not necessarily better) than in his previous outings. It's just a shame the material didn't give him more to work with.

Lea Seydoux is tough and indomitable and pretty close to the best ever Bond female lead (setting aside Judy Dench as M, of course). I reckon Diana Rigg in On Her Majesty's Secret Service and Olga Kurylenko in Quantum of Solace relegate her into third place. It's a shame Monica Bellucci was given such piffling screen time in a fairly soporific role.

Cristoph Waltz was okay but he's more watchable in both of his Tarantino films and even for Terry Gilliam in The Zero Theorem. Another case of better material required.

There are several other points to make, but they are questions along the lines of "Why did ##### try to ##### when ##### didn't #####?". These come back to script issues and I reckon I've flogged that particular horse enough.

So ultimately, I'd have to say this is a disappointing entry in the Craig series of Bonds - well below Casino Royale and even a touch under the much-maligned Quantum. A new direction awaits, it would seem.